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راجپوتوں کا ایک قبیلہ ہے جس کی عورتیں اپنے خاوند کا نام نہیں لیتیں - ان کے ایک محلے میں مردم شماری کا فوجی پہنچا اور ایک گھر کی گھنٹی بجائی دروازے کے پیچھے سے زنانہ آواز آئی کون ! فوجی نے بتایا کہ اہل خانہ کے کوائف لکھنے ہیں اپنے میاں کو باہر بھیجیں بیوی نے کہا وہ تو گھر پر نہیں ہیں، تو پھر آپ ہی نام وغیرہ لکھوا دیں فوجی نے کہا بتائیے کہ آپ کے خاوند کا نام کیا ہے ؟ وہ تو میں نہیں بتا سکتی عورت نے جواب دیا فوجی نے کہا یہ بہت ضروری ہے ہم نے گھر کے سربراہ کا نام لکھنا ہے عورت بولی ایک طریقہ ہے میں آپ سے سوال کرتی جاتی ہوں آپ جواب دیتے جائیں عورت - مغلیہ خاندان کا بانی کون تھا ؟ فوجی : ظہیر الدین بابر عورت- اس کے بیٹے کا جو بادشاہ بنا ؟ فوجی : ہمایوں عورت- ہمایوں کے بیٹے کا نام جو بعد میں بادشاہ بنا ؟ فوجی : جلال الدین اکبر عورت- بس اس نام کا آخری حرف کاٹ دو باقی نام میرے خاوند کا ہے ! فوجی نے پوچھا - کیا آپ کی برادری بھی یہیں رہتی ہے عورت- نےبتایا ہاں ------ سارا محلہ ہمارا ہے يہ سن کر فوجی نے واپسی کا راستہ لیا کہ پہلے میں تاریخ ہند یاد کر لوں پھر یہاں آؤں گا۔ 😂😂😂 #comedyposts #humor #funny #snypechat #hilarious #comedy #jokes #purecomedy #comedyvine #fun #vine #lol #haha #comedian #tagwagai #comedia #comedylife #comedycentral #standupcomedy #sketchcomedy #comedyclub #smile #laughing #comedynight #comedypics #funvideo #funnyclips #funnyvines #comedyshow #igcomedy

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Do you ever stop lying? 😴 ⠀ Tag someone who would find this relatable! 😝⠀ Follow @teenagerthoughtsig for more! 👫⠀ ⠀ Turn on post notifications! 🔔 ⠀ ⠀ Send us your post ideas via DM to be featured! 💡⠀ #jokes #spicymemes #triggered #dailymemes #cringe #haha #lmao #comedy #edgymemes #memepage #relatablememes #memesrlife #memelife #goodmemes #instameme #funnypost #funnyposts #memestar #comedian #memedaily #memeking #memes4you #goodmeme #comedylife #memesupreme #darkhumormemes #cursedimages #dumbmemes

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Как редко я себе это позволяю..... . Это я сегодня о времени именно для себя хочу поговорить. Многие знают, что я воспитываю детей самостоятельно без помощи бабушек и нянь. И дело не в том, что у нас нет бабушек (они есть, хоть и работают) или не можем позволить нанять няню... Дело в моей гиперотвественности за детей и все то, что связано с их воспитанием. Мне всегда очень сложно было доверить своих детей другому человеку, мне хотелось все и всегда делать самой. Мне нравиться проводить с ними время. Но выделять время на себя нужно обязательно. Например, в выходной, когда муж дома и можно часть обязанностей делегировать ему. . И можно спокойно без угрызений совести пройтись по магазинам, посидеть в кафе или сходить на массаж 😊 . Вчера у меня был именно такой день - день для себя 🧘‍♀️ Мой вам совет: устраивайте себе такие дни хотя бы раз в неделю. А лучше выделяете хотя бы 30 минут в день для себя. . Рекомендую мамам составить список вещей, которые вызывают у них позитивные эмоции. Может быть простые мелочи, важные для вас: теплая ванна, чашка кофе в одиночестве, любимая книжка и т.д. И затем сесть и продумать, как это реализовать: позвать на помощь мужа, пригласить бабушку, договориться с подругой. Каждый день жизненно необходимо находить время для себя. Домашними делами можно заниматься, пока ребенок бодрствует. Когда он спит, можно заниматься тем, что вам нравится, что поможет восстановиться. А еще лучше — ложитесь спать вместе с ребенком. Ведь выспавшаяся мама - счастливая мама 😁 . А как часто вы выделяете время на себя?

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#tbt de anoche >> ¡¡Mil gracias a @rembrandt_bar , @puracomediapapa , @angiemooi y a todos por la inenarrable noche; anoche miércoles pasó algo muy especial !! ❗Teras y Teras de Gracias ❗👐👐🤗🤗🎤🤗🤗👐👐❗ ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ ▪️ #OpenMic #MicrófonoAbierto #alphatester en #comedia #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #humor #comedian #comedyshow #comedyclub #jokes #comedians #comedynight #standupcomedian #comedylife #livecomedy #Bogotá #Colombia #SoyManteCo #huerfans #comediaenBogotá #StandUpComedyenBogotá !!! #LaNaveRembrandt #CADO #ConÁnimodeOfender

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Guess who's back? @jay.crenshaw And I will be bringing you our first episode of the new season for #JKRelationshipGoals TONIGHT at 5pm PST. Tune in, tag a friend and spam them comments! 🥂 #FunnyFridays #2020 #Pettyaf @treblegirlent

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Приходили эти чуваки по ночам? ⠀ Можно лайк ♥️ Дашуле в роли чуваков? ⠀ Или бывало: ноги мерзнут, или наоборот жарко, или колит, или тяжёлое неудобное одеяло? ⠀ И ты такая - о-о-о-о-о, нервная система ни к чёрту!!! 🙄 ⠀ А дело то все в одеялке 👌 ⠀ Моё теплоУютноЛегкое от @arkadytm выручает на раз/два и даже не сомневайтесь! ⠀ А у них там таааааакой выбор всего-всего 🙈🙈🙈 ⠀ ✔️ одеяла ✔️пледы ✔️постельное бельё ✔️даже домашняя одежда ⠀ В общем, зачем ходить далеко, если есть @arkadytm рядом с очень даже приятными тканями и ценами😍👌 ⠀ Бывало, что уснуть не могли? Чем спасались? Чайку с печеньками? Или что-то более безопасное для фигуры?

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San Fran... I will be IN you. March 1-7. Get at me and lets make it consensual. Tickets available at - www.mutinyradio.fm - @mutinyradiosf

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Comedy Block Party “6 Year Anniversary Show” Saturday March 7 @thecomedyunion Show 7:30 pm Doors open 7 pm Pre-Sale $15 Door $20 TWO BEVERAGE MINIMUM For more info call/text 818-732-1460 Purchase your Pre-Sale ticket @feisty_boutique_ 11 am - 7 pm daily Thanks to our sponsors @feisty_boutique_ @amodernlife_dtla @rawdevelopment @hempyardclothing @onlytheprivilege On the ones and twos @dj_nicck Hosted by @comedianstick @msalanabanks @henry.coleman.773 @melaniecomarcho @screwroy . . . #comediansaredope #comedyblockparty #comedyclub #funny #hilarious #jokes #standupcomedy #standup #comedycentral #thecomedyunion #comedyfamily #comedian #instagood #explorepage #laugh #fun #datenight #repost #comedyshow #entertainment #comedylife #fashion #brand #comedynight #comedianlife #producer #clothingbrand #brandambassador

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Yummy special edition show. ⁣ This Thursday 10:40pm only @gluttony_fringe ⁣ ⁣ "I could not have asked for a better show to end the night with. Please do yourself (and your friends) a massive favour by going to this show, preferably with a (very) open mind and potentially a few drinks beforehand, because things are going to get frantically freaky, frivolous, and oh so fabulous!" - Weekend Notes ⁣ ⁣ Overall rating (out of 5 stars): ★★★★★ . . . . . . #adelaide #adelaidelife #adelaidecity #adelaidefringe #adelaidefringefestival #performingarts #circuseveryday #livetheatre #jugglersofinstagram #fringetheatre #adlfringe #slapstick #spiegeltent #adlfringeartists #goud20 #comedy #laugh #comedyshow #comedylife #performerlife #musicalcomedy #indietheatre #circus #circuslife #lyra #circusperformer #circusart #circusshow #circusfun

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Do you feel dirty when you promote yourself to other people too? ——————— Watch the whole episode at http://WalkWithSadiq.com He’s my comedic mentor. His birth name is Richard James Crom, but Dave Chappelle calls him, “RICK JAAAAMES!” He’s a natural punchline machine, he can host and speed riff, he plays the piano, he sings, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM HIM! Rick started in the Chicago improv and theater scene and then moved to NYC and became a comedy legend. He’s performed at the world renowned Comedy Cellar for 35 years with some of the best: Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Sarah Silverman, Jon Stewart, Sadiq Samani, the list goes on. His wealth of knowledge, experience, and skill set is why I took his classes at the Comedy Cellar, and his brutal honesty is why I am significantly funnier than I was before I met him. I tell him, but Rick doesn’t really know how much I and a lot of his students/apprentices appreciate him. I have no idea why he even lets me tag along with him or why he’s even doing this episode? I’m really annoying. Rick and I go on an adventure through West Village in New York while we talk the mechanics of comedy, mentorship, and what it feels like performing when you're gay, but the audience thinks you’re straight. When you’re done watching, buy tickets to Sarah Silverman’s musical The Bedwetter and go see Rick off broadway in April. Watch the whole episode at http://WalkWithSadiq.com . . . . . #sadiqsamani #comedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomic #standupcomedy #comedylife #comedygrind #comedyclub #newyorkcomedy #nyccomedy #lacomedy #chicagocomedy #performanceart #internationalartist #newyorkartist #actorslife #actorslife🎬 #lowereastsidenyc #lowereastside #comedycellar #westvillagenyc #westvillage #greenwichvillage #broadway #LGBTQ #queer #mentorship

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Follow my new account @weekly.ashkann 😁 (Group chats be like)

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group chats be like...

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FOR ALL MOMS AND AUNTIES !! ❤️🙏🏿❤️😉 LET THEM KNOW !! LINK IN BIO FOR FULL VIDEO !

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Tax season again🤦‍♂️

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[SOUND ON] 🗣 @mybrucebruce is on the way! This will be a laugh you can't afford to miss🤣🤣🤣 Enjoy good food, great drinks, and gut wrenching laughter with us! We do comedy right! www.chucklescomedyhouse.com . . . . #comedians #comics #chuckles #funtime #netflix #comedycentral #chucklescomedyhouse #jackson #comedians #Chuckles #laughing #comedypics #standupcomedy #humor #comedyclub #comedycentral #lol #comedylife #comedy #comedyshow #funny #instafunny #youtube #ig

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Repost from @benbankas using @RepostRegramApp - Big weekend coming up, starting this Thursday at @yukyuksniagara - I will be hosting for the hilarious @aaronbergcomedy with @jay.wess - you’re stupid if you miss this - tickets at www.yukyuks.com . . . Poster by my boy @jaybird.digital.arts . . . #canadiancomedy #torontocomedy #niagarafalls #niagara #funnybusiness #yukyuks #standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedylife #jokes #inhotwater #comedian #comedians #comedyclub #benbankas #grimsby #hamilton #stcatherines #welland #politicallyincorrect #comedycentral #toronto #oakville #burlington

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If you enjoyed this, would love if you shared it! 🤘 This clip is from a set in 2017 at the Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado. I don’t tell this joke a lot anymore so now it’s on the internet. 👍

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Wer könnte das sein?Markiert 😂👇🏻➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Wenn euch der Beitrag gefällt würde ich mich sehr über einen Like und Abo freuen :) ✌🏻 ➖➖➖➖➖ ➖➖➖➖➖ ➖➖➖➖ #memes #hilarious #haha #meme #dope #funnyvideos #funny #viral #smile #funnymeme #funnymemes #dankmemes #dank #lmao #memedealer #jokes #memeaddict #fürdich #memeaccount #memesfordays #comedy #comedyfordays #comedylife #comedyposts #funnyaf #sarcasm

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So a couple months ago after having a operation i met a rather odd man... He's quite troubled very happy go lucky but you couldn't often get a word in edge ways... was even unable to get in "gotta go now " cause half hour later we was still sat there like plums. Baring in mind i was getting bollocked for being downstairs too long because of him !! Minge fringe was complaining she was in pain and her fat leg was urtin.. This geeza was in the next few wards down and ya could hear him up the corridor terrorising the nurses, so i'd zoom me mum out TURBO gettin in the lift quick and outside and we couldn't see him so we breathed a sigh of relief... sitting enjoying our vape and all you ear is Minge fringes name....So what happened we copped him didn't we for an hour even traveled back up in the lift with us to the ward and at the point i missed a doctor, nurse and physio therapist so as you guessed another bollocking!!! so it was like mystery impossible every time i went down for my vape.... to be continued. Hope you like this true story/experience we encountered. #comedy #truestory #truestory💯 #comedyshow #comedywoman #motheranddaughter #comedygold #comedylife #comedystorytelling #comedystory #opinions #hopeyoulikeit #comedynights #comedybar #comedystorytime #comedyseries #ourstory #storytelling #storytellingmama #storytellingdaughter #love #joy #life #happiness #funny #hillarious #dapperdan

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I can't wait... we gon be litty! 🔥🔥🔥 Get ready to laugh and laugh and laugh some more. Come out on Saturday, March 14 the doors open at 7:30pm show starts at 8:30pm. $20 in advance $25 at the door. #comedylife #funnygirl #turnup

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Thank you @therealorrwhat for having me on your @laughingnomadcomedy show this weekend and @bear_mode for capturing these epic shots! I love being able to see the audience laughter all lit up! It felt amazing being part of the true talent on stage. A sold out show and a must see in Santa Barbara! @sassyhealthyfit loved seeing you and your husband on a date night here! Always call me for your last minute comedy show needs

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Big weekend coming up, starting this Thursday at @yukyuksniagara - I will be hosting for the hilarious @aaronbergcomedy with @jay.wess - you’re stupid if you miss this - tickets at www.yukyuks.com . . . Poster by my boy @jaybird.digital.arts . . . #canadiancomedy #torontocomedy #niagarafalls #niagara #funnybusiness #yukyuks #standupcomedy #livecomedy #comedylife #jokes #inhotwater #comedian #comedians #comedyclub #benbankas #grimsby #hamilton #stcatherines #welland #politicallyincorrect #comedycentral #toronto #oakville #burlington

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What is something you would like to see on more websites? . Doing a huge website overhaul!! Added a bunch of videos on there over the weekend to archive some stuff across numerous platforms in one place 👍🏻 . . . . . . . . . . . . #wix #wixwebsite #wixwebsitedesign #wixwebsites #thewallofcomedy #comedyexclusive #comedyposts #comedynight #comedycentral #justcomedy #comedylike #comedylife #comedynights #livecomedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedianlife #comediansofinstagram #comediangrind

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“Longer arms = more hand swatting!” — XO💋Melania . 💋 . See more Melania in her show The Melania Trump Road Show: Get Out the Vote and Get Me Out of the White House of Garbage! NYC DATES Saturday, March 14th @9:30PM Thursday, March 19th @9:30PM Friday, March 20th @9:30PM Saturday, March 21st @9:30PM The Tank @thetanknyc 312 West 36th Street, 1st Floor Tickets and information at www.themelaniashow.com . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TAGS #comedy #standup #doit #commedian #funnylady #funnypeople #standupcomedy #comedynight #funnyactors #hahaha #mustsee #thingstodonyc #dowhatyoulove #hysterical #laurenlogiudice #standupcomic #comedylife #comedygrind #newyorkcomedy #nyccomedy #lacomedy #chicagocomedy #performanceart #newyorkartist #varietyshow #burlesque #nyburlesque #livecomedy #votelikeamotherfucker

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Listen to @marillawex ‘s album. It’s REALLY good. 👏🏽

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We are back with another show, a very special line up awaits. We present you with some of the most talented and hilarious comedians who will keep you on your toes throughout. Your presence will be awaited 💯 . . . . . . . . . #comedian #comedi #funny #standupcomedy #jokes #actor #lol #standup #comedians #comedyshow #hilaroius #funnyvideos #comedyclub #standupcomedian #humor #dahak #comedycentral #sketchcomedy #comedyvideo #haha #comedylife #comedia #comic #entertainment #music #instagram #thedahak

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За нас живия живот е като в приказките 🔮 трябват ти само 3 неща за съвършенстовото - 😃 истинската усмивка 😍 истинската любов и 😉 третото ще си го направим I Love @jar_and_jam . ❤️ . О Б И Ч А М Н А Т А Л К А . ❤️ . #НИКИГОВОРИ #ОбичамНаталка #MakeLiTnotShiT #truelove❤️ #JARandJAM #youngdesigners #instalove #loveisintheair #обичам #bonbody #comedylife #пустиняк #actorslife #актьор #комедия #стендъп #стендъпкомедия #комик #комедиант #басиякото #басикефа #смях #смех #театър #comedian #comedyshow #standupcomedy #standupcomedyshow #standupcomedybulgaria

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@costelica12 are mare show la #salapalatului in seara asta cu @vio.dragu si @teostandup🙌 Cel mai vechi trio de stand-up din Romania vine in martie in UK 🇬🇧 (🎫🎫 in bio) #enjoyeventsuk

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